1. “The most important thing you have to do is to keep having sex with your boyfriend so that he doesn’t leave you.”
2. “Is it that your bed is more comfortable?” — A neurologist after patient told him that I was mostly bed-bound.
3. If you only had children, you’d find your “get up and go”
4. (To thirteen year-old) - Your excruciating pain is probably caused by your bra strap.
5. What you really need is rest and exercise
6. If you just did the right form of yoga…
7. Your illness is a psychosomatic manifestation which mirrors the symptoms of your father’s brain cancer (from which he died 9 years previously).
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